【071】算他倒霉

小白做了这么多年的情敌<></span>她不知道<></span>你还能不知道啊<></span>呵<></span>还要爷给她面子<></span>你这也太强人所难了吧<></span>爷还没那么大方<></span>她心里不撑坦<></span>我心里就好受<></span>呸<></span>我家老不死的要给我求亲<></span>那个什么禁军统领杨峰的妹妹<></span>听小妞人长得真不错<></span>袅袅婷婷<></span>婀娜多姿<></span>要啥有啥<></span>可爷喜欢的是男人<></span>不喜欢女人<></span><></span>

    <></span>嗨<></span>还别<></span>你们家婧小白我也曾觊觎过<></span><></span>他眯着小眼睛笑得欠揍<></span>见司徒赫目露凶光<></span>他又挑了挑眉<></span>神情颇猥琐道：<></span>别<></span>别看着我<></span>那是因为当时婧小白女扮男装<></span>那个俊俏的小模样哦<></span>人见人爱<></span>爷当时也被她馋了好一阵子……<></span>

    婧小白当初在盛京的混混中间出名时<></span>就是女扮男装<></span>好一段时间都没人知道她是姑娘家<></span>大摇大摆地随司徒赫去碧波阁的红粉楼也无人拦阻<></span>

    黎戍叽里呱啦地了一堆<></span>司徒赫已经喝了好几杯酒：<></span>既然那个杨小姐条件不错<></span>就去提亲吧<></span><></span>

    黎戍火冒三丈：<></span>呵<></span>你这个没良心的<></span>真让我去相亲啊<></span>要条件不错<></span>我那落表妹真是个极品女人<></span>又温柔又贤惠<></span>可爷不喜欢啊<></span>爷喜欢像婧小白这样的妞——不像女人的妞<></span>所以<></span>从中可以看出来<></span>赫将军你其实骨子里喜欢的就是爷们儿<></span>你不喜欢姑娘的<></span>所以<></span>不如……咱俩将就将就<></span>你看看<></span>为了等你<></span>爷也单着好些年了<></span>你反正也娶不了婧小白<></span>总不能娶别人吧<></span><></span>火气渐小<></span>苦口婆心地做起了<></span>

    可不是么<></span>娶不了婧小白<></span>司徒赫怎么可能娶别人<></span>

    司徒赫又倒了一杯酒<></span>淡淡道：<></span>谁我娶不了婧小白<></span>想让那个病秧子死还不容易么<></span>武举开始前<></span>按照往年的惯例都会有一场蹴鞠比赛<></span>既然他是新晋的驸马<></span>今天看来身子骨也没什么大碍<></span>能走能吃能笑<></span>他自然也应当参加<></span>到时候<></span>若是谁的脚力重了<></span>或者谁的球射偏了伤着了他<></span>一不小心断了筋骨什么的<></span>可怪不得别人<></span><></span>

    黎戍大骇：<></span>不是吧<></span>司徒赫<></span>你想闹出人命来啊<></span>那病驸马又不是自己选的婧小白<></span>是婧小白选的他<></span>把他扯进来做什么<></span>要怪也应该怪婧小白吧<></span><></span>

    司徒赫冷笑：<></span>算他倒霉<></span><></span>

    黎戍连连叹气：<></span>妈的<></span>尽干些丧尽天良的事儿<></span>这病驸马也真可怜<></span>死到临头都不知道呢<></span>司徒赫<></span>你给我悠着点<></span>别又给自己整个一百军棍<></span>再打下来<></span>你小子是真得去见阎王了<></span><></span>到这个份上了<></span>若是拦不住只能由他去<></span>黎戍对待亲疏上还是有自己的原则的<></span>毕竟病驸马与他们几个什么关系都没有<></span>要包庇当然得包庇司徒赫<></span>

    酒越喝越郁闷<></span>司徒赫起身要走<></span>黎戍拉住他：<></span>对了<></span>后天我在城东戏楼子有场戏<></span>你去听听看<></span>给我捧个场呀<></span>爷如今可是个角儿了<></span><></span>

    司徒赫回头问：<></span>唱的什么<></span><></span>

    <></span>十八相送<></span>祝英台啊<></span><></span>黎戍一脸自得<></span>

    司徒赫朗声笑了<></span>上下打量他：<></span>祝英台<></span>我想去瞅瞅那个梁山伯<></span>不会真是你姘头吧<></span><></span>

    黎戍兰花指一翘<></span>飞了个媚眼过去<></span>捏着嗓子唱道：<></span>梁……兄……啊……<></span>

    司徒赫鸡皮疙瘩都起来了<></span>拉开雅间的门闯了出去<></span>黎狸已经换过了衣服鬼鬼祟祟地猫在那里<></span>待司徒赫出来<></span>她整个人贴着墙面装作没看见他<></span>

    司徒赫的目光半点都没落在黎狸身上<></span>倒是亲卫队长周成和赵拓从隔壁雅间出来<></span>瞧了黎狸一眼<></span>随后便跟着司徒赫下楼去了<></span>

    黎狸颇不满地瞪着司徒赫等人的背影<></span>忽然<></span>黎戍从雅间破门而出<></span>黎狸手快<></span>一把拽住他的胳膊<></span>惊讶地叫道：<></span>哦<></span>我知道了<></span>大哥<></span>原来你和司徒赫是一对<></span>你们居然是一对<></span>太可怕了<></span><></span>

    黎戍敲了她一板栗：<></span>为什么可怕<></span><></span>

    <></span>因为、因为……我以为司徒赫起码是个正常人啊<></span><></span>黎狸实话实道<></span>

    <></span>你的意思是大哥不正常<></span>小狐狸<></span>真不会话<></span>白长了这张脸了<></span><></span>黎戍翻脸走人<></span>

    <></span>大哥<></span>大哥<></span>你去哪儿啊<></span><></span>黎狸追上去<></span>

    黎戍忽然跑得飞快<></span>拉住刚上楼的小二的手急道：<></span>快带爷去茅房<></span>快点儿<></span><></span>

    黎戍竟莫名其妙拉起了肚子<></span>且拉得无比欢快<></span>

    <></span>爷<></span>您今天准备就蹲在茅厕了么<></span>都快半个时辰了……<></span>小二在外头捂着鼻子等<></span>

    黎戍在里头叫：<></span>妈的<></span>还怕爷付不起饭钱<></span><></span>叫你们碧波阁的老板娘过来<></span>爷倒要看看<></span>你们这些兔崽子长不长眼睛<></span>哎唷<></span>肚子可疼死我了……肯定是你们碧波阁的饭菜和茶水有问题<></span>爷才拉成这样<></span>反而倒打爷一耙<></span>天理何在啊<></span><></span>

    小二嘴一漏<></span>顶撞道：<></span>与您同来的其他人也没见这样啊<></span>是爷您自个儿的肚子不争气吧<></span><></span>

    <></span>你<></span>哎唷……<></span>黎戍肚子疼得实在受不了<></span>脚都蹲软了<></span>然而<></span>他心思简单<></span>没往别的地方想<></span>也记不得独他一人喝过墨问添的那杯茶<></span>

    ……

    回左相府的马车上<></span>木莲坐在车夫旁边<></span>很是不满地隔着帘子瞪里头的墨问<></span>什么时候都碍手碍脚<></span>都是因为他<></span>每次婧小白想做什么都做不成<></span>病秧子也就罢了<></span>还要给人添麻烦<></span>真是讨厌<></span>没半点自知之明<></span>

    马蹄声哒哒<></span>车轮咕噜咕噜滚过地面<></span>车厢内<></span>墨问的气色确实不好<></span>一年里独四月最为难熬<></span>禁忌颇多<></span>最易伤损<></span>然而<></span>他身子的不舒服却难比心里的不痛快——

    他的妻可真善解人意<></span>什么都依着他<></span>什么都由着他<></span>他冷了<></span>她给他添衣<></span>他饿了<></span>她为他夹菜<></span>他病了<></span>她让人请大夫<></span>

    看起来没什么不妥<></span>温柔又贤惠<></span>她能给的都给了他<></span>他作为夫君<></span>应该对她此举感恩戴德毫无怨言才是<></span>

    可惜<></span>人与人之间若一直相敬如宾<></span>脸都不红一次<></span>那就是最礼貌的疏离<></span>可想而知<></span>他的妻待他<></span>竟连那个黎家的大少爷都不如<></span>起码<></span>她敢对黎戍动手<></span>敢随意地张口就骂<></span>更别提司徒赫了<></span>

    刚刚餐桌上<></span>墨问在百里婧手心里写的是<></span>以后喜欢什么<></span>不喜欢什么<></span>都告诉我<></span>你了<></span>我就会记得<></span>

    她<></span>好<></span>

    她当然好<></span>

    相较于韩晔和司徒赫<></span>他来迟了太久<></span>先天不足不仅是身体上的<></span>还有这劣势地位<></span>对他的妻的了解程度<></span>她的喜好和厌恶<></span>她小时候做了什么<></span>少女时候又有何种辉煌事迹<></span>他通通一无所知<></span>因为无知<></span>便处处被动<></span>即便耍得了几分小手段<></span>却始终无法击中要害<></span>

    似乎是走入了一个死胡同<></span>他越往里越开阔<></span>却也越来越困顿<></span>因为<></span>他发现那胡同里其实大得很<></span>并非他所想的那么简单<></span>随便走上两步就能轻松地转出来<></span>他在她心里绕来绕去<></span>却始终隔着一层穿不破的墙<></span>连那颗心的模样都瞧得不大清晰<></span>还谈什么争夺<></span>

    <></span>咳咳……<></span>

    想得太多<></span>思虑过重<></span>突然喉头一甜<></span>墨问闷声咳了起来<></span>抵在唇边的拳染了些许濡湿<></span>他太清楚那是什么了<></span>

    百里婧一手抚上他的背<></span>一手替他顺着胸口的气<></span>急道：<></span>再忍忍<></span>马上就快到了<></span>等太医来了就好了<></span><></span>

    墨问抵在唇边的拳没有拿开<></span>另一只手顺势将百里婧搂进怀里<></span>他虽然身子虚弱<></span>脚步虚浮<></span>胸膛却甚宽阔<></span>他抱着百里婧良久<></span>才在她背上摸索着写道：<></span>不要找太医<></span>老毛病了<></span>喝点药就好<></span>惊动了宫里的人<></span>又要麻烦<></span>我<></span>不太想麻烦他们<></span>显得自己更没用了似的<></span><></span>

    他在笑<></span>又将她搂紧了点<></span>百里婧不动<></span>任他抱着<></span>半晌<></span>她轻应：<></span>好<></span><></span>

    墨问的黑眸寒波生烟一般地冷<></span>他对她的<></span>好<></span>越来越反感<></span>

    马车在相府偏门外停下<></span>百里婧与墨问下了马车<></span>上前牵马的小厮盯着木莲上下打量<></span>眼神飘忽不定<></span>

    进了偏门<></span>扫地的小丫鬟也偷偷瞄木莲<></span>一路走到西厢<></span>到处都是异样的眼光<></span>木莲终于忍无可忍<></span>揪过一个小厮领口的衣服就往一旁拖去<></span>恶狠狠地骂道：<></span>看什么看<></span>老娘是怪物么<></span>老娘长了三只眼睛四双手是吧<></span>要不然<></span>你们这些人看个屁啊<></span><></span>

    那小厮是西厢干粗活的<></span>胆子小<></span>被木莲这么一吼<></span>吓得腿一软<></span>跪下了<></span>扁着嘴快哭出来了：<></span>木莲姐……小的不是故意看你的<></span>小的是想恭喜木莲姐成……成了四少爷的房里人……<></span>

    <></span>四少爷的……房里人<></span><></span>木莲瞪大眼<></span>反应过来将那小厮用力往前一丢：<></span>放屁<></span>你老娘是墨小黑的房里人<></span><></span><></span>

    房里人<></span>不过得隐晦些<></span>意思与侍妾没什么差别<></span>或许<></span>连侍妾都不如<></span>只是唯一的相同之处在于<></span>她是墨誉的女人<></span>

    那小厮委委屈屈地躲到一边<></span>颤巍巍地朝木莲身后指<></span>结结巴巴道：<></span>木莲姐<></span>四……四少爷……在……在找你……<></span>

    木莲转过身<></span>果然看到墨小黑正朝她走来<></span>

    百里婧也对这一路的异样眼光奇怪了好久<></span>见木莲突然如此情绪大变<></span>她便与墨问一起站在银杏树下等<></span>

    墨誉越走越近<></span>木莲忙大声对百里婧喊道：<></span>婧小白<></span>我有点事<></span>你先陪驸马回去<></span>给驸马煎药啊<></span><></span>

    百里婧素来不大爱管闲事<></span>既然木莲这么了<></span>她便不好再问<></span>扶着墨问进了偏院的月洞门<></span>

    墨誉从西厢南边的<></span>浩然斋<></span>来<></span>远远地瞧见百里婧和他大哥的背影消失<></span>他的人已经走到木莲跟前<></span>局促不安地开口道：<></span>我大哥去哪了<></span>你们……去哪了<></span><></span>

    木莲的一双眼睛从墨誉脸上看到脚下<></span>一直盯得墨誉发毛<></span>她才叉着腰道：<></span>婧公主出门应酬<></span>见几个老朋友<></span>顺便带上她夫君一起<></span>您有什么意见么状元郎大人<></span><></span>

    墨誉还惦记着昨夜醉酒后的事<></span>水生和富贵不敢告诉他事实<></span>不敢他昨儿个晚上被十几个丫头扒光了衣服<></span>于是<></span>都守口如瓶<></span>相当默契地<></span>他们什么都不知道<></span>有任何问题可以去问木莲姐<></span>

    墨誉年纪小<></span>又是读圣贤书长大的<></span>昨天夜里两个人发生了那么亲密的关系<></span>怎么着都是女人吃亏<></span>他当然得负责<></span>哪怕那个女人是他十分厌恶的泼妇<></span>

    于是<></span>在纠结了一早上后<></span>便想找木莲清楚<></span>哪知到处都找不到人<></span>等到这半下午才见她回来<></span>木莲一如既往气焰嚣张<></span>墨誉一脸苦楚地皱着眉<></span>也不管她话里带多少刺<></span>斟酌着道：<></span>我想对你<></span>昨晚的事<></span>我会负责<></span><></span>

    这是墨誉第二次要负责<></span>态度很是诚恳<></span>木莲盯着墨誉良久<></span>轻飘飘地别开眼睛<></span>语气也极为不在乎：<></span>算了<></span>侍妾我不做<></span>要是有一天我能做你的状元夫人<></span>到时候你再负责吧<></span><></span>

    即便木莲是婧公主的贴身侍婢<></span>可到底地位低下<></span>就算她仗着有婧公主撑腰<></span>在相府内横着走<></span>也改变不了她这一婢女的身份<></span>而堂堂状元郎大人的婚事关乎一国颜面<></span>自然得由陛下做主<></span>且大兴国的状元夫人自古都有体例规定<></span>除非是后来续弦再娶<></span>否则<></span>这头一回娶亲怎么能不门当户对呢<></span>木莲这一要求明显强人所难了<></span>

    <></span>我……<></span>墨誉张了张口<></span>没出话来<></span>

    天阴着<></span>又恰好站在偏院前的通风口<></span>有冷风夹着细小的雨丝吹过来<></span>木莲身上穿的绿色缎子衣裳太单薄<></span>竟觉得有些冷<></span>

    她耸耸肩<></span>呼出一口气来<></span>无所谓道：<></span>算了<></span>照顾好我家小黑就算是对得起我了<></span>墨小黑<></span>我又没让你负责<></span>你怕什么啊<></span>瞧这张脸苦的<></span>像吃了苦瓜似的<></span>放心吧<></span>你状元郎的身子还是干干净净的<></span>别觉得亏欠了谁<></span>也千万别羞愤得恨不得投河自尽<></span>投河自尽那是女人家干的事<></span>不是你状元郎该做的<></span>回去吧<></span>好好读书<></span>教好七皇子<></span>要不然<></span>你可就没饭吃了<></span>七皇子侍读<></span>乖乖<></span>这官职真不错<></span>姐姐没错<></span>你以后定然前途无量啊墨小黑<></span><></span>

    <></span>我还要去给婧小白熬点粥<></span>就不陪状元郎大人闲聊了<></span><></span>木莲笑了笑<></span>抬脚走下种满银杏树的小坡<></span>朝<></span>有凤来仪<></span>的小厨房走去<></span>将墨誉一个人丢在淅淅沥沥的小雨中<></span>

    墨誉目送木莲的身影远去<></span>又转过头<></span>看了看偏院月洞门前的四个字：<></span>请君莫问<></span><></span>

    <></span>四公子<></span>下雨了<></span>您别站这儿了<></span>快回屋吧<></span><></span>水生撑着把油纸伞跑过来<></span>将伞面高高举过墨誉的头顶<></span>

    墨誉看向他<></span>视线却并没有落在水生脸上<></span>而是凝视着水生所着的粗布衣裳<></span>

    身份、等级<></span>决定了着装、称谓、权力<></span>决定了你会在别人的冷嘲热讽下抬不起头<></span>还是会活在此起彼伏的赞美声中<></span>

    人与人之间必然要分高低贵贱<></span>自古如此<></span>他似乎并不应该觉得难受<></span>

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    偏院内的桃花早就落了<></span>百里婧和墨问进了月洞门<></span>刚转过门后的假山石<></span>远山就从石头上起身迎了过来<></span>一靠近墨问身边<></span>便急问道：<></span>大公子<></span>您中午吃了什么<></span><></span>